You know, I can’t actually remember the details of Voldemort’s death. It had something to do with wands. I know that much! So I don’t know if it’d be fair to say “whom you can kill freely because he doesn’t have a nose.” Possibly he was Pakistani? We seem pretty much able to just kill Pakistanis whenever and feel pretty good about it. Like they’re Death Eaters or lieutenants of Morgoth or something? Which I guess could be what is actually going on with Pakistan because I have not read the Silmarillion and wouldn’t know. Or he^* downloaded illegal music. That was Tom’s Riddle!
… actually I think it would be really ironic if Voldemort did die because he was trying to torrent the second part of Deathly Hallows^ and the RIAA called in a strike team. Harry Potter’s all “I killed that dude,” but no, he just pointed a stick at that dude, the actual killing was done by an RIAA drone sniper. Or by Ron Paul!*^
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^* I’ve veered back to talking about Voldemort. Try to keep up!
^ so as to not die, like many people who are born and live within this world prefer not to do
*^ Ron Paul has nothing to do with the RIAA, so far as I know, but seriously, every controversial thing that starts with R is basically the same.
"— Jenna Moran <3
