"Well a very, very heavay a heavy drit, burtation tonight—we had a very dairse Darrison…but let’s go ahead tearis tasin losh clabitte behend the pet."

— Serene Branson, CBS News, Internet superstar as of…now (via lonelysandwich)

Yeah, people having really embarrassing experiences is super funny, especially when it could also be indicative of serious medical problems!

I mean, if she turns out to be fine (and I hope she does) people are still being huge jerks. And they were being huge jerks when they had no way of knowing if she would be fine.

I pretty much hate the “funny” internet right now. I guess I should have known that just unfollowing Merlin on Twitter for making transphobic (racist, sexist, etc) jokes was an inadequate response.

(via merlin)