"I am real (as far as I can tell) and I like to know that other individuals who choose to hoist themselves online are also real. I like catching details of other people’s bedrooms in the backgrounds of photos. I like knowing their zodiac signs, and hearing about how much they think Vertical Horizon rocks it. But sharing my own friends, or my not-so-secret love for Vertical Horizon and The Onion and Google.com? It terrifies me."
