just read a post titled “why I hate my period.”

attackshipsonfire:

allthebees:

one of the first things was “it never comes on schedule and I’ve been getting it for 2 years.”

… jesus I am old.

why I hate my period:

Because I will never have one. Or a baby.

THAT’S HOW YOU WIN THE PITY GAME. BOOYAH

I think I win tumblr now.

I’ll trade you my periods-and-babies potential for your beard-growing potential. Or, heck, you can just have them for free. (But there really should be some kind of exchange system for this kind of thing.)