just read a post titled “why I hate my period.”
one of the first things was “it never comes on schedule and I’ve been getting it for 2 years.”
… jesus I am old.
why I hate my period:
Because I will never have one. Or a baby.
THAT’S HOW YOU WIN THE PITY GAME. BOOYAH
I think I win tumblr now.
I’ll trade you my periods-and-babies potential for your beard-growing potential. Or, heck, you can just have them for free. (But there really should be some kind of exchange system for this kind of thing.)